1. If you take the last paper towel from the roll REPLACE THE ROLL MORON!!! When I walk in the kitchen and see an empty cardboard tube on the dispenser I want to beat you to death with that tube.
2. Fellow "ladies": If you must hover over our pretty darn clean toilet seats CLEAN UP WHAT YOU LEAVE ON THE SEAT!! You think the seats will dirty your lilly white ass but you are the one making them dirty...
3. And a related issue: FLUSH THE DAMN TOILET!! And if you are flushing and everything doesn't go down DO IT AGAIN JACKASS!!
4. If you get some Nilla Wafers out of the bag do not put the bag back with just FOUR NILLA WAFERS IN IT! What the hell is the matter? A coffee cup full is juuuust right but four more...whew no room for those... ASSHOLE!
5. And if you get a bag of cookies out of a box in the closet take the DAMN EMPTY BOX out if you take the last bag. Are your arms broken?? They weren't broke when you clothes-lined me for those damn cookies.
6. We are all stressed and want to something to help but listening to music or Christian talk radio loud enough to be heard down the hall DOESN'T LESSEN MY STRESS!! It actually makes ME WANT TO KILL YOU!!
7. Don't keep asking me "where are you at?" on my projects. When I am finished I WILL TELL YOU!
8. And why are you always more interested in the ONE project I haven't started yet and not the TEN I am working on and might actually finish IF YOU WOULD QUIT BOTHERING ME. sheesh.
9. Quit mentioning how messy my office is. It is this way because I AM WORKING!! If your office is all neat and organized then obviously you are not getting anything accomplished.
10. Yes Mr/Ms Client..I did not answer my phone the 10th time in 48 hours that you called. I send you emails on purpose so that you will respond by REPLY EMAIL. I don't have the time nor the patience to answer the phone everytime you call to tell me you received some kind of letter/notice. I always say the same thing "Fax it to me". So just shut up and use the email and fax that I KNOW your office has. I HATE YOU.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Too damn bad...
I am reading an article on nytimes.com titled "You're Dead? That Won't Stop the Debt Collector" ( http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/04/business/04dead.html?th&emc=th)
Unless there is an estate, the family of the deceased have NO OBLIGATION to pay that person's debts. But since the banks screwed themselves and everyone else in the current financial problems they are getting desperate and are trainign debt collectors to play upon the emotions fo those left behind in order to get paid.
My "favorite" passage : But sentiment also plays a large role, the agencies say. Some relatives are loyal to the credit card or bank in question. Some feel a strong sense of morality, that all debts should be paid. Most of all, people feel they are honoring the wishes of their loved ones.
Just for the record, if I ever pass on (I am planning on living forever but whatever) my wishes are these: 1) some kind of environmentally friendly disposal of my corpse, 2) no funeral or service but a wild night partying and getting drunk 3) FUCK THE PEOPLE I OWE MONEY TO .
Actually the last one should be first. No one in my family should even think IN PASSING of paying these damn people. I will come back and haunt their ass...
The credit companies have screwed too many people especially lately; raising rates because you had a late payment on another card or you make you payments too consistantly and they aren't making money from you late charges.
FUCK THEM
Unless there is an estate, the family of the deceased have NO OBLIGATION to pay that person's debts. But since the banks screwed themselves and everyone else in the current financial problems they are getting desperate and are trainign debt collectors to play upon the emotions fo those left behind in order to get paid.
My "favorite" passage : But sentiment also plays a large role, the agencies say. Some relatives are loyal to the credit card or bank in question. Some feel a strong sense of morality, that all debts should be paid. Most of all, people feel they are honoring the wishes of their loved ones.
Just for the record, if I ever pass on (I am planning on living forever but whatever) my wishes are these: 1) some kind of environmentally friendly disposal of my corpse, 2) no funeral or service but a wild night partying and getting drunk 3) FUCK THE PEOPLE I OWE MONEY TO .
Actually the last one should be first. No one in my family should even think IN PASSING of paying these damn people. I will come back and haunt their ass...
The credit companies have screwed too many people especially lately; raising rates because you had a late payment on another card or you make you payments too consistantly and they aren't making money from you late charges.
FUCK THEM
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