Monday, November 3, 2008

The stuff of which dreams are made...

So...tired...right...now. Of course I am always tired. Always. I am tired when I wake up, tired at lunch, tired at dinner and tired at bedtime...Until I turn out the light. Then my mind starts working and spinning. I start thinking about work and what I needed to do that day or need to do the next day. I have to stop myself and say "No WORK" to my brain. I talk to my brain fairly often.

Sometimes my thoughts get really strange and just go off in odd directions. Last night I somehow got on the "subject" of Dr Doolittle or more specifically, the pushmi pullyu. In case you don't know, is a double ended antelope. There is a head on each end and, when it tries to move, both ends try to go in opposite directions. Of course my problem with it is, How does it do its "business"? Food goes in the mouths at each end and then what? If I think about it too much then I get a very disturbing idea of what happens to each side's waste. Blech!

A few weeks ago I got to thinking about vampires. I mentioned it to my s.o. (significant other) the next day "Ok I know vampires don't exist but how would being an animated corpse that needs blood to stay "alive" allow the vampire to be extra strong, extra fast and able to mesmerize people with their charisma? I don't get it" He just looked at me and changed the subject.

2 comments:

Jennifer said...

I'm pretty sure I can imagine the exact look that he gave you when you asked that questions.

Anonymous said...

two headed what? dayum, I knew you were nutz! another reason I luv ya so much cuz I can relate!